[originaltext]W: When are you going to get your hair cut? It’s not long till sc

W: When are you going to get your hair cut? It’s not long till school starts again. I thought you were going to do it yesterday.
M: Well, I’ll have to go tomorrow or the next day. I couldn’t go yesterday. It was closed.
W: I thought it was always shut on Wednesday afternoons.
M: No, it’s shut all day Tuesday.
Question: On which day of the week are they having the conversation?

W: I’m terribly sorry, Sir. These bags weigh 32 kilograms. That’s more than twice the normal baggage allowance for this flight.
M: But I packed them very carefully. I put all the shampoo and things into smaller bottles, but ..., er... maybe it’s the golf clubs..., they weigh quite a bit. Could I possibly take them as hand baggage?
W: I’m sorry, Sir, but I don’t think they’ll fit in the overhead lockers.
M: Well, I guess I’ll just have to pay excess baggage then.
Question: What will the man probably do?