[originaltext]M: Hi. Welcome to Heavenly Pies. May I take your order?W: Uh...

M: Hi. Welcome to Heavenly Pies. May I take your order?
W: Uh... yes. I’d like the fried chicken steak.
M: Okay. Would you like fries, bread, or rice with your meal?
W: Umm. I’ll take the rice.
M: Would you care for anything to drink?
W: Yeah. I’ll take a medium Sprite.
M: Okay. A medium Sprite. And what kind of dressing would you like with your salad?  It comes with the fried steak.
W: What dressings do you have?
M: We have French, Italian, blue cheese, and Ranch.
W: Oh! Ranch, please.
M: Would you like anything else?
W: Well, I’d like to see your pie menu. That’s the main reason why I like to dine here.
M: Oh, I’m sorry, but we aren’t serving pies today.
W: Huh?
M: Well, you see, Dave, our baker, slipped on a banana peel back in our kitchen two days ago, and injured his back.
W: Oh, no.
M: He’ll be out for at least two weeks.  In the meantime, we’re serving ice cream sundayes instead. Sorry.
W: I’m sorry to hear that. I hope he gets better soon.