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M: Could you help me please?
W: Certainly, sir.
M: I’m looking for something as a birthday gift for my girlfriend.
W: Do you have anything special in mind?
M: I can’t seem to think of anything.
W: OK. What about a nice scarf? We have some handsome scarves that just arrived.
M: Oh, no. I just gave her one for Christmas. She’s never worn it. She doesn’t like scarves. She would not speak to me again if I gave her another one.
W: I see. Perhaps, then, a nice necklace, a pair of bracelets, or a set of pins will do?
M: I don’t know. I’ve never seen her wearing that kind of thing. She might not care for that either. Can you think of anything else?
W: I believe I have just the thing: a nice matched set of women’s cosmetics: lotion, cologne, and lipsticks.
M: That does sound good. Just wrap it up and put this card in with it, please?
W: Sure, sir. It’ll just take a few minutes.
M: All right, I’ll wait.