洋教师说：“这文章写得当然好，而且绝妙无比，你们听——”他拿起作文念起来，“我们学校最美的地方，不是教室，不是操场，也不是校门口那个带喷水的小花坛，而是

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问题洋教师说：“这文章写得当然好，而且绝妙无比，你们听——”他拿起作文念起来，“我们学校最美的地方，不是教室，不是操场，也不是校门口那个带喷水的小花坛，而是食堂。瞧，玻璃干净得几”乎叫你看不到它的存在——”洋教师念到这儿，眼睛调皮地一亮，眉毛一挑，“听听，多么幽默!”
幽默? 怎么会是幽默? 大家还没弄明白。
洋教师接着念道：“如果你不小心在学校食堂跌了一跤，你会惊奇地发现你并没有跌跤，因为你身上半点尘土也没留下；如果你长期在学校食堂里工作，恐怕你会把苍蝇是什么样子都：忘了……”洋教师又停住，舌头“得”地弹一声，做一个怪脸说，“听呀，还要多幽默，我简直笑得念不下去了。”
学生们忽然明白了什么。

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答案 "This is certainly a good essay," he explained. "Absolutely matchless! Just listen...”He picked up the composition and began to read. "The most beautiful spot on campus is not the classroom-building, nor the sports-ground, nor the lawn with the fountain at the gate; the most beautiful spot on campus is our cafeteria. Look! The window-panes are so clean that you scarcely notice there is glass in them...”He paused, his eyes flashing with a glint of wits and his brows shooting upward. "Listen! Isn’t it humorous? ”
Humorous? But what was humorous about it? The students were puzzled.
"If you were not careful enough," he continued, "and had a fall on the floor, you would be amazed to find that you had not fallen at all because you did not get a single particle of dust on your clothes. If you had been working in the cafeteria long enough, you would have forgotten what a fly looks like...”He stopped, his tongue clicking rapidly to show admiration. Working up a funny expression on his face, he went on, "Listen, please! Do you think anyone else could’ve made it more humorous? " He laughed so heartily that he could hardly continue．
But now the students seemed to be cottoning on.

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