[originaltext]Car Salesman: Oh. Hi there. A beauty, isn’t she?Lady: Well . . .

Car Salesman: Oh. Hi there. A beauty, isn’t she?
Lady: Well . . .
Car Salesman: Do you want to take her a test ride?
Lady: Well . . . Urn. How old is it?
Car Salesman: Well, it’s only three years old.
Lady: And what’s the mileage?
Car Salesman: Uh, let me check. Oh yes. 75,000 miles.
Lady: 75,000 miles7 That’s quite a bit for a car that’s only three years old.
Car Salesman: Well, once you’re in the driver’s seat, you’ll fall in love with her. Get in.
Lady: Ugh... Uh, I can’t seem to get the door open. Ah, it’s okay. ] It could be broken Car Salesman: Ah, just give her a little tap.  Ugh.  Now she’s opened. Lady: Great~ A door I have to beat up to open. Car Salesman: Hey. Get in and start her up. [Lady tries to start the car... ]
Car Salesman: [Um ] Well, it’s probably the battery. I know she has enough gas in her, and I had our mechanic check her out just yesterday. Try it again.
Lady: Uh. It sounds a little rough to me.  [Well . . .] How much is this minivan anyway? Car Salesman: Oh. It’s a real bargain today and tomorrow only at $15,775, plus you get the extended warranty covering defects, wear, and tear beyond the normal maintenance on the vehicle for an extra $ 500 for the next 30,000 miles. [Oh . . .] with a few minor exclusions.
Lady: Like……?
Car Salesman: Well, I mean, it covers everything except for the battery, and light bulbs, and brake drums, exhaust sys- tem, trim and moldings, upholstery and carpet, paint, tires . . . Well, a short list, you know.
Lady: Uh. Well, almost $ 16,000 is a little out of my price range, plus the seats covers are torn a little. Car Salesman: Well, hey, I might be able to talk the manager into Lowering the price another two hundred dollars, but that’s about all.
Lady: No thanks. I think I’ 11 just keep looking.