[originaltext]M: Have you seen my glasses? I can’t find them anywhere.W: Go in

M: Have you seen my glasses? I can’t find them anywhere.
W: Go in the bathroom and look in the mirror.
M: You mean I’ve got them on How about that?
W: You’re the most absent-minded person I’ve ever known.
M: I can’t deny it. I’d lose my head if it weren’t attached to my shoulders.
W: I’ll never forget the time you went fishing and forgot to take your rod and reel.
M: I won’t forget it either but that’s not the most memorable example of my forgetfulness.
W: How about the time you started to leave without having any pants on?
M: No, that’s not it.
W: It couldn’t be forgetting you wallet. You’ve done that a hundred times. I’m tired of guessing, tell me.
M: You never would have guessed. I don’t believe I’ve ever told you about it though you were indirectly affected by the incident. I almost married my college sweetheart.
W: You’re right. You’ve never told me about her.
M: Well, anyway, the day we were supposed to get married was such a beautiful day that I forgot all about the wedding and went fishing instead. The girl never forgave me.
W: I hardly blame her, though I’m glad things turned out differently.