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W: Did you know it was going to rain today?
M: Absolutely not, this comes as a total shock at me, especially since the paper said mostly sunny.
W: Well, I guess the paper must have meant "mostly sunny somewhere else".
M: But since we’ve come all this way, why don’t we just move the blanket under that tree.
W: That’s a good idea. It looks like it’s still dry there.
M: You didn’t happen to bring a spare blanket, did you? Because this one is all wet now.
W: No. But I do have some folding stools in the car. Will they do?
M: They will be just fine. I’m really hungry, so while you are there, how about bringing out the food?
W: I thought you were bringing the food.
M: This is unbelievable! If I weren’t so hungry, this would be really funny. So what now?
W: What’s the name of that restaurant you like so much again?